If you have the sandwich, we have the sauce.

Funny or Die's Nick Offerman Shows Off His Pizza Farm

Thursday, July 16th, 2015

Funny or Die’s Nick Offerman wants you to know that kids can have their cake and eat it, too. And parents can even feel good about it.

With the delicious foods that kids love, such as pizza, fish sticks, and taquitos grown “fresh” on Offerman’s Pizza Farm, parents don't have to make their kids choose between “healthy” and “tasty.” Because if it’s on a plant, it’s good for you.

Watch as Offerman marries the idea of favorite lunch foods in schools with meeting the healthy standards the country is working to set in a way that will make you feel so much better about reaching for a slice of “fresh pepperoni, straight from mother earth,” instead of an apple or other form of produce.

And while seeing all our favorite foods grow on trees is a fun message, there really is a message. The video also encourages you, after you're done chuckling of course, to visit this website to learn more about keeping school meals healthy.

To see the magic of Offerman’s Pizza Farm, watch the full video above.

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